Hit us upEst. on a couch, by the butler
You got a hustle. You need it on the internet. We'll handle the nerd shit.
Hit us up
You don't need to know what a domain is. That's our job.
Barbershops, food trucks, detail spots, tattoo shops, cleaning crews. If you got a hustle, it gets a site.
Your customers are on their phones. So your site works on phones. Simple.
Tell us what you do and how to reach you. We handle the rest and speak English the whole time.
Your name, your style, your people. Not some cookie cutter template that looks like a bank.
Three made up businesses, three real looking sites. Yours is next.
What you do, what you charge, when you're open, how people reach you. Text it, email it, voice memo it. We don't care.
We make it look like you, not like a bank. You look it over and tell us what's off.
Your own address on the internet, working on every phone. Send the link to everybody.
There was a dude named Nate Dogg. He stayed at a house down in Mississippi we called The Manor. Looked like he'd take your wallet, then turned around and kept that place cleaner than a hospital. Dishes done, floors mopped, couch cushions fluffed. Everybody called him the butler.
One day he's sitting there, laptop open, frustrated as hell, and he goes: "bro someone needs to come up with makemyassawebsite.com."
So we did.
R.I.P. the dust bunnies
This one is for Nate. Placeholder stories below until the real ones come in.
"Coasters exist for a reason. Use one or catch these hands."
"I ain't mad. I'm just gonna sweep around you real slow."
"Who left a cup in the sink? I'm not asking twice."
"A clean house is a respected house."
"Bro, the internet should be easier than this."
Placeholder. Something about a turkey, a smoke alarm, and Nate showing up with a mop before anybody even knew there was a problem.
Placeholder. A houseguest put their feet on the couch. What happened next is still talked about.
Placeholder. The landlord came for an inspection and asked if anybody actually lived there.
The real site builder is coming. For now, holler at us and we'll get your ass a website.
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